Three Sides to Every Hole…
Take no Prism’ers you’re at hole 1! Edge your way through this cavernous course, ensuring no 180 turns.
WELCOME TO OUR WORLD
What to Expect
If you’re after mini golf, good times, and an all-round brilliant, alternative thing to do in London, look no further! Let the mind-bending, visually ridiculous crazy courses at Birdies take you away to a world of unbridled fun, complete with a drool-worthy menu from Cheeky Burger & a selection of famous Birdies cocktails guaranteed to blow your socks off.
Whether you’re in charge of organising a hen, stag do or birthday, looking for an unusual & quirky activity to do in London, or hunting for birthday party or brilliant date night spots – Birdies is your new fave spot. Come rain or come shine, both our venues are the perfect indoor activity spot with outdoor seating areas for soakin’ up those summertime rays.
You can find us from Monday to Sunday on the Battersea riverside under the arches and at our flagship Angel venue for all your golfing pleasure!
So round up your flock and get ready to get your feathers ruffled at the wonderful world of Birdies – a unique, award-winning experiential escape to play with the peculiar and revel in the absurd.
For more information about our London venues in Battersea and Angel, click here.
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About the Experience
DON’T JUST TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT…
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“HAD A GREAT TIME HERE, HIGHLY RECOMMEND FOR A FUN THING TO DO WHEN IN BATTERSEA.”
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“GREAT VENUE, GREAT PLATTERS, GREAT DRINKS, INCREDIBLE COURSE, A MUST ON THE CRAZY GOLF CIRCUIT.”
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“ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT”
Birdies, Battersea won the UK ‘In Another Space category’ in the 2020 Restaurant & Bar Design Awards and there’s a reason for this – not only does it look great, but each individual hole has been painstakingly designed to derail the senses putting the players’ speed, accuracy and determination to the ultimate test.
Nestled in a tunnel at Battersea Power Station, and NOW OPEN in Angel Central, London’s experiential escape features immersive obstacles to enthral, engage and excite both die-hard London locals and visiting tourists. Do you have what it takes to whiz through our 9-hole crazy golf course, brimming with neon lights, meandering twists & turns, surreal patterns & puzzles, gizmos and gadgets?
Not to be outdone by our quirky courses, our cocktails are just as crazy! Wash down the mouth-watering Cheeky Burger menu with an English Garden Party or a Peachy Keen.
Get a taste of the absurd & strike two of the best bars in London off your bucket list – join us to experience the full course for yourself.
DISCOVER OUR COURSE
BATTERSEA HOLE ONE
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BATTERSEA HOLE TWO
Sweet As
Make your way around this delicious treat of a course. DOUGHN’T let your mates run rings around you as you face all sorts of obstacles.
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BATTERSEA HOLE THREE
Hazard
It’s risky business on this hole. Can you hit that dynamite shot up the ramps and through the butcher curtains, putting yourself into jeopardy for your next shot?
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BATTERSEA HOLE FOUR
Velocity
With a need for speed, gain momentum using the towering ramp to fling your ball on to the elevated track. Watch as it rapidly picks up pace overhead and flies down the winding sky-high course.
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BATTERSEA HOLE FIVE
Lights Out
Did somebody turn out the lights? Yes, we did. When your senses are heightened, who knows what will happen…
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BATTERSEA HOLE SIX
Dugout
Stuck in a rutt? Then just keep chipping away…
6/9
BATTERSEA HOLE SEVEN
Two-Step
Climb your way to a win. With various routes to get you abseiling down the course, what steps will you take for success?
7/9
BATTERSEA HOLE EIGHT
Infinity & Beyond
A tunnel that keeps going and going… where’s the end?
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BATTERSEA HOLE NINE
Fat Shot
Go head to head with your opponent on this final and 2-player victory vortex.
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ANGEL HOLE ONE
Hole in One
An evolution of the successful first hole. A visually deceptive and unexpected outcome guaranteed! Luck has it… which outcome will get you closer to the final hole. A yellow and black spotted cavernous experience and an introduction to the graphically crazy and abstract surreal world of Birdies.
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ANGEL HOLE TWO
Hazard
The popular ‘Hazard’ hole. A simple take on the well-known golfing term flipped on its head, this hole has electro vibrancy aplenty taking you through a reflective chevron tunnel. Ask yourself what really is the hazard here!
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ANGEL HOLE THREE
Wing It
Can you wing it?!! The iconic Birdies bird stands tall towering over this hole. Your only route is up the ramp but how far and where it ends on its return is really a case of really winging it…
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ANGEL HOLE FOUR
Green Room
A fully immersive room of a single, dominant colour…you guessed it, green! Play your way through obstacles and challenges in this world of green illumination.
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ANGEL HOLE FIVE
Kinetic (Velocity)
The kinetic/Velocity hole with its tee off ramp and gravi-track is sure to get you in a spin as the kinetic energy takes hold. Once you achieve the ramp it’s down to luck where you end up. Wait in anticipation to see if your shot is a winner or loser in the hands of the retro inspired contraption hole.
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ANGEL HOLE SIX
Steps
A popular return for this geometric Tetris-effect hole with hidden mouse hole openings and internal ball routes leading to unexpected places. We’re giving it a new graphic makeover and illumination for Birdies Angel.
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ANGEL HOLE SEVEN
Infinity
The longest hole that goes on and on to infinity. With mirror tricks and sequential flashing lights this tunnel is like stepping into a warped space age future where a simple play through is anything but. With hidden cambers and undulating floors, infinity sure is a place out of this world.
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ANGEL HOLE EIGHT
Bunkers 2.0
A reinvention of the classic golfing term. Playing from low to high, chipping your way up through the bunkers and palm tree jungle. The Miami-retro inspired take on the typical golfing hazard is sure to raise a few eyebrows.
8/9
ANGEL HOLE NINE
Roulette
The final hole and it’s a two-player roulette vortex. Feeling lucky? You could win or lose on a single shot here. With its giant bingo ball light you know this final hole could be make or break for the win. Time to hold your nerve.
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