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What to Expect

If you’re after golf and good times, look no further! Let the mind-bending, visually ridiculous crazy courses at Birdies take you away to a world of unbridled fun, complete with a drool-worthy menu from Cheeky Burger & a selection of famous Birdies cocktails guaranteed to blow your socks off.  Our doors are open for your golfing pleasure from Monday to Sunday – we’ve even got an outdoor patio if you prefer to dine al fresco.

So round up your flock and get ready to get your feathers ruffled at the wonderful world of Birdies – a unique, award-winning experiential escape to play with the peculiar and revel in the absurd.

 

About the Experience

DON’T JUST TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT…

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“HAD A GREAT TIME HERE, HIGHLY RECOMMEND FOR A FUN THING TO DO WHEN IN BATTERSEA.”

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“GREAT VENUE, GREAT PLATTERS,  GREAT DRINKS, INCREDIBLE COURSE, A MUST ON THE CRAZY GOLF CIRCUIT.”

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“ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT”

Birdies recently won the UK ‘In Another Space category’ in the 2020 Restaurant & Bar Design Awards and there’s a reason for this – not only does it look great, but each individual hole has been painstakingly designed to derail the senses putting the players’ speed, accuracy and determination to the ultimate test.

Nestled in a tunnel at Battersea Power Station, South West London’s latest experiential escape features immersive obstacles to enthral, engage and excite. Do you have what it takes to whiz through our 9-hole crazy golf course, brimming with neon lights, meandering twists & turns, surreal patterns & puzzles, gizmos and gadgets?

Not to be outdone by our courses, our cocktails are just as crazy! Wash down the mouth-watering Cheeky Burger menu with a Wake Up Call, a Crystal Cuban… or how about a Cadillac Margarita?

Get a taste of the absurd – join us under the arches to experience the full course for yourself.

DISCOVER THE COURSE

Prices

Ticket

£12 per person

All-day, every day.

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FAM SLAM

MAY
EVERY SATURDAY 11-1PM (last slot 12:40PM)

JUNE – AUGUST
EVERY SUNDAY 11-4PM (last slot 3.40PM)
Featuring THE KID’S TABLE – child friendly supervised arts & crafts

SCHOOL HOLIDAYS (does not include Saturdays)
12-3PM (Last slot 2.40PM)

TICKET TYPES:
Little Birdie Golf Only – £10
Little Birdie Meal Deal (Cheeky Burger slider, ice-cream and sugar-free slushie. For those 6+ – 1 per child. Offer ends in May ’22) – £16

Some ground rules – at least 1 parent to every 3 kids. All Little Birdies aged 14 and under must be accompanied and supervised by a paying adult. One Little Birdie ticket to each child. Kids must be 6+ to play the course. Under 18s welcome in the venue until 4PM.

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TAKE A CHANCE TUESDAY*

£16 per person

Tuesdays
Take a putt at Hole 9 and win!

Guaranteed prizes include 2-4-1 cocktails, a round of golf, Prosecco or beer!

 

*Only available until the end of May
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PATTY & PUTT

(BIRDIES & BUN)

£23 per person

Wednesdays
Golf, Cheeky Burger & Fries.

 

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BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH*

£40 per person

Every Sunday, from 12pm

Get any burger and fries, a round of crazy golf and bottomless pints, hard seltzers, selected cocktails and prosecco for 90 minutes!

 

*Only available until the end of May
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BAE DAY / DATE NIGHT

£28 per couple

Every Thursday until the end of May
Mondays and Tuesdays from June
Golf & Prosecco for 2.

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Groups of 16+ Guests

We are currently able to arrange package bookings taking place prior to August 31st.

Looking to book for a large group? Or searching for a spot to have a business meeting in Battersea? Get in touch with us at [email protected] with your request and we will do everything we can to accommodate your upcoming plans. Please note bookings cannot be confirmed over the phone.

If you do not book your group with us in advance, we may be unable to meet your expectations upon arrival.

 

FAQ

What are your opening hours?

REGULAR HOURS
MON-THU: 3PM-11PM
FRI: 3PM-12AM
SAT: 11PM-12AM
SUN: 12PM-10PM

 

 

What measures are in place to keep me safe at Birdies?

At Birdies, we’ll take you under our wing & do everything we can to give you the best possible experience.

We’ll continue to have sanitising stations around the venue & available as soon as you come in. We regularly clean the course and everything else in the venue. Wearing a face mask is now up to you. We also continue to encourage everyone at Birdies to give each other space when manoeuvring around the crazy course.

Birdies is a cashless venue & we will only accept card payments.

Are under 18s allowed?

UNDER 18S WILL NOT BE PERMITTED ONTO THE COURSE WITHOUT A FAM SLAM TICKET.

Every Saturday until the end of May
Every Sunday from June
11-4pm (last slot 3.40pm)

Birdies is hosting family friendly Fam Slam sessions on weekends. Little Birdies can play for £10 and from June, we’ll be joined by our friends from The Kid’s Table – child friendly supervised arts and crafts allowing you to sit back and relax! During school holidays (apart from Saturdays), we’ll also be opening our course to Little Birdies from 12-3PM (last slot 2.40PM) so you and your flock can soak up the holiday vibes on our colourful courses.

Some ground rules – at least 1 parent to every 3 kids. All Little Birdies aged 14 and under must be accompanied and supervised by a paying adult. One Little Birdie ticket to each child. Kids must be 6+ to play the course. Under 18s welcome in the venue until 4PM

Is there parking?

Although we don’t have our own parking facilities at Birdies, guests are able to park at the at Battersea Power Station site, located under the Phase 1 building. Parking is charged on an hourly basis and can be accessed from Battersea Park Road. 

Can I transfer my ticket?

To reschedule your game, create an account here under the email address used to make your booking. Your tickets will appear and you’ll just need to hit the blue ‘TRANSFER’ button. You’ll be taken to our website where you can add your desired tickets to your basket and checkout with your existing order converted into credit. You can reschedule your booking (for free!) up until 11 am on the day of your event.

Please note, we do not offer refunds.

Can I add a person onto my booking?

Sure! Just purchase a ticket for the same time slot as your current booking. It doesn’t have to be under the same name – as long as it’s at the same time you’ll be able to play together.

Are you serving food?

We sure are! Check out our new Cheeky Burger menu on our website.

Please let our staff know upon arrival if you have any dietary requirements.

Is there wheelchair access?

While there is wheelchair access to the venue itself and the bar area, we are unfortunately unable to accommodate wheelchairs around the crazy golf course.

Can I bring my dog?

We’re not totally sold on the idea of dogs being around all those golf balls, so unfortunately we do not permit dogs in our venue.

Can I get a refund?

We do not offer refunds and all ticket sales are final. However, you’re welcome to transfer your booking for free via our website!

How do I get there?

Birdies is located in Circus West Village, best accessible via Grosvenor Arch. The nearest bus stop to this entrance is Battersea Park/Chelsea Gate which serves the 44, 137 and 452 bus routes.  

From here, walk down the steps on the south side of Chelsea Bridge and along the river walk to Circus West Village. Look out for the directional signage to Birdies under the arches.

Battersea Power Station now has its own Zone 1 Underground station on the Northern Line. The station entrance/exit is situated on Battersea Park Road.

Other train stations nearby include:

Sloane Square (Circle and District lines): A 12-minute walk via Ranelagh Gardens and Chelsea Bridge or a 5-minute bus ride on routes 452 and 137.

Victoria (Circle, District and Victoria lines): A 20-minute walk via Buckingham Palace Road, Ebury Bridge Road and Chelsea Bridge or a 10-minute bus ride on route 44.

Battersea Park Station (Southern Rail services): A 10-minute walk from the entrances by Chelsea Bridge or at Pump House Lane (off Battersea Park Road).

Queenstown Road Station (South West Trains services): A 15-minute walk from the entrances by Chelsea Bridge or at Pump House Lane (off Battersea Park Road).

Alternatively, you can access the Battersea Power Station site via Vauxhall (Victoria line): A 20-minute walk via Nine Elms Lane or a 5-minute bus ride via routes 156, 344 and 436. From here, cross the road to the entrance at Pump House Lane and walk along the pedestrian route to Circus West Road (10 minutes).

How long does the game last?

A game of Birdies crazy golf lasts approximately 35-40 minutes — depending on your speed, accuracy and determination, of course. Playing times may vary but we won’t rush you on the course. Please note your game will begin anytime within the 20-minute slot chosen – your selected time may not be your exact start time.

Do I need to book in advance?

While we do accept walk-ins, we sell all of our ticket allocations online, so we recommend booking in advance to secure your slot. 

Are you open on Bank Holidays?

Monday blues? There’s no such thing in the wonderful world of Birdies. We’re open on all Bank Holiday Mondays.

If I book less than the maximum number of people, will I have to play/share holes with others?

No — you’ll always be able to play with your team.

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