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What to Expect

If you’re after golf and good times, look no further! Let the mind-bending, visually ridiculous crazy courses at Birdies take you away to a world of unbridled fun, complete with a drool-worthy menu from Cheeky Burger & a selection of famous Birdies cocktails guaranteed to blow your socks off.  Our doors are open for your golfing pleasure from Tuesday to Sunday – we’ve even got an outdoor patio if you prefer to dine al fresco.

So round up your flock and get ready to get your feathers ruffled at the wonderful world of Birdies – a unique, award-winning experiential escape to play with the peculiar and revel in the absurd.

This unique, award-winning experiential escape is the place to perfect the peculiar and revel in the absurd.

About the Experience

Birdies recently won the UK ‘In Another Space category’ in the 2020 Restaurant & Bar Design Awards and there’s a reason for this – not only does it look great, but each individual hole has been painstakingly designed to derail the senses putting the players’ speed, accuracy and determination to the ultimate test.

Nestled in a tunnel at Battersea Power Station, South West London’s latest experiential escape features immersive obstacles to enthral, engage and excite. Do you have what it takes to whiz through our 9-hole crazy golf course, brimming with neon lights, meandering twists & turns, surreal patterns & puzzles, gizmos and gadgets?

Not to be outdone by our courses, our cocktails are just as crazy! Wash down the mouth-watering Cheeky Burger menu with a Joe Exotic Tiger Punch, an Electric Boogaloo… or how about a Sunset Sherbet Fizz?

Get a taste of the absurd – join us under the arches to experience the full course for yourself.

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Prices

Adult

£12 per person

All-day, every day.

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Under 18s
£6 per person

Under 18s are welcome at Birdies before 5pm, and can play for just £6, with the final slot starting at 4pm. Please note, families are more than welcome at Birdies before 5pm but we insist on a ratio of minimum 1 adult to 2 players under 18.

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Date night
£25 for two people (Tuesday only)

Calling all the love-birdies, our ultimate date night package includes golf for two with a glass of prosecco each. Because nothing says I love you more than crazy golf and prosecco.

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Patty & Putt
£20 per person (Thursday only)

A game of golf, and any burger & fries from Cheeky Burger for just £20 every Thursday.

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Large Groups & Business Meetings

Looking to book for a large group? Or searching for a spot to have a business meeting in Battersea? Get in touch with us at [email protected] with your request and we will do everything we can to accommodate your upcoming plans.

 

Boom, Burgers and Birdies.

Get your glutes groove on with Boom & Birdies!

Join the 5pm high-energy Boom Cycle ride & then re-fuel at Birdies with a burger + a side + a game of crazy golf!

Every first Sunday of the month, kicking off 3 Oct.

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Tee’s the season to be jolly

Shantay, you SLEIGH. Whether you’ve been naughty or nice, Birdies is here to ramp up the Christmas cheer, bringing north pole vibes to Battersea. Drop the Birdies flock a line at [email protected] & we’ll have our elves Christmas crackin’ on your booking in no time.

Contact

You can contact us using the widget on the right, or call us at 020 3011 1188

Battersea

6 Arches Lane
Battersea
London
SW11 8AB

Opening Hours:
Tue-Wed 3pm-11pm
Thu-Fri: 3pm-12am
Sat: 12pm-12am
Sun: 12pm-10pm
Venue Information

FAQ

What are your opening hours?

Tue & Wed: 3pm-11pm
Thu & Fri: 3pm-12am
Sat: 12pm-12am
Sun: 12pm-10pm

 

What measures are in place to keep me safe at Birdies?

At Birdies, we’ll take you under our wing & do everything we can to give you the best possible experience.

We’ll continue to have sanitising stations around the venue & available as soon as you come in. We regularly clean the course and everything else in the venue. Wearing a face mask is now up to you. We also continue to encourage everyone at Birdies to give each other space when manoeuvring around the crazy course.

Birdies is a cashless venue & we will only accept card payments.

Is there parking?

Although we don’t have our own parking facilities at Birdies, guests are able to park at the at Battersea Power Station site, located under the Phase 1 building. Parking is charged on an hourly basis and can be accessed from Battersea Park Road. 

Can I transfer my ticket?

To reschedule your game, create an account here under the email address used to make your booking. Your tickets will appear and you’ll just need to hit the blue ‘TRANSFER’ button. You’ll be taken to our website where you can add your desired tickets to your basket and checkout with your existing order converted into credit. You can reschedule your booking (for free!) up until 12 noon on the day of your event.

Please note, we do not offer refunds.

Can I add a person onto my booking?

Sure! Just purchase a ticket for the same time slot as your current booking. It doesn’t have to be under the same name – as long as it’s at the same time you’ll be able to play together.

Are you serving food?

We sure are! Check out our new Cheeky Burger menu on our website.

Catering for all dietary requirements, there’s a lot to choose from but without doubt our favourite has to be the Birdies Burger – Crispy cornflake coated fried chicken burger with American cheese, shredded lettuce, tomato and ranch sauce.

Is there wheelchair access?

While there is wheelchair access to the venue itself and the bar area, we are unfortunately unable to accommodate wheelchairs around the crazy golf course.

Are under 18s allowed?

Under 18s are welcome at Birdies every day before 5pm, and can play for just £6, with the final slot starting at 4pm. Birdies is predominantly a bar and crazy golf experience designed for adults. Birdies requests that each adult/child group contains no more than 4 players who are under 18 years of age. For groups containing 5 or more players under the age of 18, the ratio of adults to players under the age of 18 should be 2:4. Please note that you may be asked to leave the premises if these policies are not followed.

Only those 7+ are permitted on our course for safety reasons.

Please note that you may be asked to leave the premises if these policies are not followed.

Can I bring my dog?

We’re not totally sold on the idea of dogs being around all those golf balls, so unfortunately we do not permit dogs in our venue.

Can I get a refund?

We do not offer refunds and all ticket sales are final. However, you’re welcome to transfer your booking for free via our website!

How much is it?

A game of Birdies crazy golf starts from £12 per adult — a small price to pay for an unforgettable experience.

Little Birdies can play a round on the crazy golf course for £6 before 5pm. Birdies requests that each adult/child group contains no more than 4 players who are under 18 years of age. For groups containing 5 or more players under the age of 18, the ratio of adults to players under the age of 18 should be 2:4. Please note that you may be asked to leave the premises if these policies are not followed.

How do I get there?

Birdies is located in Circus West Village, best accessible via Grosvenor Arch. The nearest bus stop to this entrance is Battersea Park/Chelsea Gate which serves the 44, 137 and 452 bus routes.  

From here, walk down the steps on the south side of Chelsea Bridge and along the river walk to Circus West Village. Look out for the directional signage to Birdies under the arches.

Battersea Power Station now has its own Zone 1 Underground station on the Northern Line. The station entrance/exit is situated on Battersea Park Road.

Other train stations nearby include:

Sloane Square (Circle and District lines): A 12-minute walk via Ranelagh Gardens and Chelsea Bridge or a 5-minute bus ride on routes 452 and 137.

Victoria (Circle, District and Victoria lines): A 20-minute walk via Buckingham Palace Road, Ebury Bridge Road and Chelsea Bridge or a 10-minute bus ride on route 44.

Battersea Park Station (Southern Rail services): A 10-minute walk from the entrances by Chelsea Bridge or at Pump House Lane (off Battersea Park Road).

Queenstown Road Station (South West Trains services): A 15-minute walk from the entrances by Chelsea Bridge or at Pump House Lane (off Battersea Park Road).

Alternatively, you can access the Battersea Power Station site via Vauxhall (Victoria line): A 20-minute walk via Nine Elms Lane or a 5-minute bus ride via routes 156, 344 and 436. From here, cross the road to the entrance at Pump House Lane and walk along the pedestrian route to Circus West Road (10 minutes).

How long does the game last?

A game of Birdies crazy golf lasts approximately 35-40 minutes — depending on your speed, accuracy and determination, of course. Playing times may vary but we won’t rush you on the course. Please note your game will begin anytime within the 20-minute slot chosen – your selected time may not be your exact start time.

Do I need to book in advance?

While we do accept walk-ins, we sell all of our ticket allocations online, so we recommend booking in advance to secure your slot. 

Are you open on Bank Holidays?

Monday blues? There’s no such thing in the wonderful world of Birdies. We’re open on all Bank Holiday Mondays.

If I book less than the maximum number of people, will I have to play/share holes with others?

No — you’ll always be able to play with your team.

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